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A Story of Harry Potter and his Friends

A story that I created one night while talking with my sister about Harry Potter

Well first and formost we were talking about ideas on what was happening in "Harry Potter" world. I believe we got in the discussion about the love connections going on in Hogwarts when we got onto Harry and his freinds. Well this story is the love child of my conversation and it picks up right after we desided that Harry was alone, Hermione was with Draco, and Ginny was with Draco as well. Already some double action going on....

Poor little Draco Malfoy is in a little predicament. Things at home arent the greatest. Mr. Malfoy is getting quite upset with Malfoy not having a little pure blood girlfriend. On top of that Mr. Malfoy as we all know is a death eater and Voldemort is giving him * special * directions to prep Draco to become one to. What are these things you ask? Well how about SEXUAL ABUSE!! Lucius cant get it out on Harry so his own son will do. So to make his father happy (no not in that way!!) he started to go out with Ms. Weasley (Ginny). But Draco is not happy he wants to be with someone else. This person he has been secretly in love with for years. This person would be Ms. Mudblood herself Hermione Granger.

Meanwhile after a hot and heavy argument with Hermione and Ginny Harry and Ron go up to their dormitories. Ron, in his bead, starts to talk to Harry, himself in his own bed. Ron starts to talk to Harry about his relationship problems hes having with Hermione. Harry adds to the discussion with his own problems with Ginny and his feelings for her and other people. Ron slowly gets up. Harry tells him problems with Cho and how she is a bitch and his feelings for Ginny and other people Ron standing there in front of Harrys bed with water he just got starts to break down about Hermione and how he should have tried faster. A tear strolls down the side of his face and Harry tells him to sit next to him. Ron sits down next to Harry and he tells him its ok. He also tells him theyll pull thru this and find someone else. Ron asks who as their faces slowly inch towards each other. Harrys hand raises to Rons face as he wipes away his tear and said someone, someone soon. His hand lowers to Rons thigh and in one magical moment Harry leans in and rests his lips upon his (basically they kiss). As the two boys sit there doing their non-catholic acts the mirror that Sirius gave Harry sits there in front of them. Oh my dear fuckin god.

There in the mirror lays Siriuss horrified face. I cannot tell James he will kill himself no wait oh that doesnt matter. Dear god Weasley dont put your hands there!!! Harry stop making those sounds!!!!

After this steamy interlude with Harry Ron decides to go for a walk to think. My god what have I done, I damn near came close to shag the boy who lived. As for Harry after this encounter decides to go take a nice hot shower. As Harry strolls into the shower room he notices no one else is in there. He begins to strip down and take a shower. As he looks down at his wet body he notices that quidditch has definitely helped in the muscle department and the shaping of his body. As he notices he is no longer that scrawny lanky pale boy. As he walks out of the shower he notices there is no towel so knowing no one else is in there he goes in search of one. As he finally finds one and wraps it around his newfound muscular torso he feels a pair of eyes upon him. He quickly turns around to find none other then is archenemy Draco Malfoy starring at him. What are you looking at? asked Harry.

Draco stutters, No no nothing nothing at all.

Trying to recover himself Draco adds You call that a body check out mine., in a taunting tone as he strips off his layers of robes.

Harry is in awe and thinks to himself Christ quidditch really helped him to. Stopping himself from thinking dirty thoughts he diverts his eyes to the ground and stutters I have to go.

As he walks by Draco Draco sticks out his arm to catch him and says, Why so early I havent showed you the best part yet...

Harrys mouth drops and starts to shutter. Draco steps in front of Harry and pushes some of his jet-black hair to reveal his scar. He touches lightly and for the first time Harry feels it isnt even there. Draco looks into his bright green eyes and leans into him. Just as Harry thought he was going to kiss him he diverged his lips to his scar. Eventually it got down to his lips. After about five minutes a long forgotten towel lay on the damp cold shower floor.


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I would like to thank Irene (my sister) for one of the more notable qoutes in here and for letting me jot down the story in her sketch book. Also thanks to that little demented person in my head that keeps coming up with this stuff.