Gryffindor Students

Here are a few Gryffindor student discriptions below (I'm still working on Fred, George, Lee, and others):

Harry Potter: whiney, needs attention, nosey, unlucky, dimwitted, and is love crazy over his friend Hermione. Also wants to secretly have her children and be Draco Malfoys friend. Constantly loses his underwear.
Hermione: can't choose between her two best friends to go out with. Has a secret shrine to Harry. Very much an apple polisher. Has secret relationship with friend Ron and makes out with him after every class. Also makes out with Harry sometimes when alone (what do you think delayed them going into the book store in the Chamber of Secrets, you see Harry and Herm. are out of breath and both of their hair is ruffled).
Ron Weasley: the only sane one in his little trio of friends. Dimwitted, non-athletic, clueless. Makes out with friend Hermione Granger in secret after class (what do you think they were really doing when they were "looking for Harry") still goes to sleep with his teddy. Wants to be a non-magic folk.
Ginny Weasley: has major crush on Harry (if you didn't already realize it yet). Stole his underwear along with Riddles diary. Has tried to watch him dress, take shower, sleep. Has deep feelings to kill Hermione for going towards her "man". Has wrong thoughts of her and Harry in the common room, his dorm room, her dorm room, on the Quidditch field, in the classroom, and many other places. Fantasizes over him in class, in her room, everywhere.