Draco Malfoy: stubborn, sex crazed, cocky, spoiled. Has secret crush on Ron and Harry and Hermione (raises eyebrows at Ron, wants to be Harrys friend to much, stares at Herm. in class). Has made out with various students. Has no real athletic talent.

Voldemort: actually is gay and loves Harry. Is mad at Harry because he won't love him. Actually is traumatized because he never was hugged (same as Draco Malfoy). Wants the world to secretly to break out in song. Has stolen a pair of Harrys underwear.

Cho Chang: also known as "Scarlet Woman". Poor Cho lost her dear boyfriend in her 5th year but strangely seemed to just bounce right back the next year. Deciding to play with little Potter's heart Cho leads him on. BUT! Little does he and others know that.. duh duh duhhh!!! Cho Chang is a Chinese prostitute! To make a little money Cho takes this on as a "summer" job. Oh yes Ms. Chang has seen and learned a few things in her carrier I'll tell ya that. Lucious Malfoy himself on lonesome nights searches for Ms. Changs aid if a worthwhile little boy is not around. Oh and her parents thought that Cedric would straighten her out (shakes head) dear dear shame.

Lucius Malfoy: oooh yes Mr. Malfoy. Besides his scarcely strange pedophile voice he has incredibly pretty/girly hair. Ever since also Malfoy was nine he had this hair and never got rid of it. In fact he played with it quite often in class and spent many afternoons watching the quidditch team (primarily the guys) while combing his hair. Now we all know that Lucius has an incredible wardrobe but do we thank his wife? no of course not Malfoy designs his own things and makes them. Malfoy throughout his time at Hogwarts tried to find his sexuality. Malfoy had many sleepless nights of either deciding to dream of Lilly Evans or Remeus Lupin naked. After his father sexually abused him (which was a regular event) Lucius decided to have kids of his own to do this to. Poor poor Draco. You can imagine the "pep" talks they have eh? But whom does Lucius have his sights set out on now? No one but the infamous Harry Potter. But unlike everyone else he does not have a shrine or even a crush of some sorts just a white-hot burning passion to tan that scarred ass. It shows quite vividly in the CoS at the bookstore when he grabs hold of him and strokes some of his hair with his cane. Oh what he was thinking huh? Perhaps Malfoy just wants to warn Harry of this or perhaps like father like son.