Snape: nosey, also sex crazed (were do you think Draco got it), has crushes on various students. He has a crush on Hermione, Harry, Draco, Professor Mcgonagall, And basically all of the Gryffindors and Slytherins. He has had a crush on Prof. McG since he first started at Hogwarts. He gives Herm. Extra work for a good reason And on many occasions has tried to stare up her skirt. He has had a fascination with The Weasleys for quit some time now and loves to help Ron with his work. Sadly Enough when he was a young sprout he had a big crush on Mr. Cool (a.k.a James Potter) and hates that he never got to reveal his true feelings. So he thought Harry looked like his dad and was basically a little James so he moved on. Good for him that Harry the idiot that he is thinks why he stares at him 24/7 is because he hates him. But does little Harry know that Snape has (yet another) a shrine to him in his office and tries with all his might to watch him in class, in the great hall, and so on. Now moving on to Draco he is his favorite for a reason.

Professor Mcgonagall: obsessed with getting work done, plays favorites, has secret crush on Hadgrid. This compulsive workaholic has been the way she is ever since Dumbldor turned her down when they were at Hogwarts and said she didn't work enough. Wishes Hermione was her child and wants her to fail in her relationship with Krum so she'll have the drive she has. Has an fascination with Hadgid ever since he first came to Hogwarts and often stares at him from her window. Wants to secretly kill his girl friend. Has dreams of Hermione marrying Harry and having little athletic, smart, and cute children. Also dreams she will marry Hadgrid or Dumbldor. Had actually went out with Voldemort and lost her virginity to him.

Hadgid: idiotic, obsessed with his body, alcoholic, child molester, has a crush on Harry and Herm. When thrown out he was very sheltered and started to molest young boys. At the moment he is working on his friend for the moment, Harry. Dumb little Harry not seeing that basically everyone has a crush on him also doesnt see Hadgrid's obsession. His crush on Herm. escalated since the second year (the comforting after being called a mudblood, was rubbing her arm a little bit to much there). It has grown to were if she doesnt watch herself she'll find her self in a "spot of trouble". Hadgrid also after being thrown out of Hogwarts has been drinking allot. His record for bar fights is uncanny. As we all know he has a girl friend and is torn between his love for her or Hermione (she helped save his Hippogriff, along with Harry).

Gildroy Lockheart: superficial, has a crush on two students, likes a professor, idiotic. Gdog as we see is obsessed with his looks. It seems he has missed that huge mole on his face. He actually when at hogwarts stocked Mr. Cool and feel in love with him. He actually cried when he found he died. That is the reason why he stocks Harry. He has many affairs with fellow professors such as: Hadgrid, Mcgonagall. Lockheart actually was the modern day Colin Creevey of his day and fell in love ,along with James, with a girl in his class. Well after they had a "relationship" she broke up with him. Now all he can do is dream of Harry Potter and try have sex with younge girls and try to magic off his mole.