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Sucks for the 7th years in this book:

It appears to me that if you read the second book at the end of the term Prof. McG cancels all exams. Other then this being all gay and those stupid wizards and witches getting yet another advantage it brings something else up. If she cancels all those little magical kiddies exams then she's ruining their lives. How? You may ask well I'll tell you how. In the 5th book she has said that all this crap of how 7th years (last year at the school) have to take what most would say "the final exam". This goes over all of what they have learned in specific courses the pupil took. These exams are called N.E.W.T.S and I kid you not. You have to get these to get good jobs. So here in lies the problem for the kiddies; if they didn't take the test and get the mark then they don't get a good job. Sad really when you think about it. But here's the clincher I think the only reason J.K. Rowling did this is because of one reason:

!!!!!!SHE IS A LAZY PIECE!!!!!!

Ok just wanted to let you know. She could have just added in those few paragraphs about them taking the tests but hey she probably just got tired of the god damn book, I know I did.

A few things I noticed after reading the series:

First and formost Mrs. Rowling the following is quite disturbing to me. I noticed this while hearing a creature say to Harry "And this one is almost a man." Ok if anyone has not noticed but none of the boys at Hogwarts shave. I mean really you would think they are 15+ and they don't shave... what the hell? are they non pubescent or something...